overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

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(Source: toukaki, via oomshi)

fileth:

ももこさんはTwitterを使っています: 今日は絢瀬絵里さまのお誕生日!

earthdad:

the rise and fall

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karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

(Source: turbonude, via oomshi)

fartgallery:

lovenot-lies:

fartgallery:

love you babe <3

Is this just a flipped and enlarged picture of your own feet…

*sweats nervously*

fartgallery:

lovenot-lies:

fartgallery:

love you babe <3

Is this just a flipped and enlarged picture of your own feet…

*sweats nervously*

(via officialfrenchtoast)

powerburial:

if i could swing a really big sword it wouldnt even matter if anyone loved me or not

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thranduskul:

elderprices:

THERE’S LITERALLY A GUY ON THE TRAIN WITH A FEDORA SLUT SHAMING THIS GIRL ON THE PHONE AND CALLING HIMSELF A NICE GUY
THESE PEOPLE
ACTUALLY
EXIST?????

eat him

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Anonymous said: What was the joke about skittles?

brutalmoose:

I said something to the tune of “Wow, these Skittles are really fruity! Oh, and speaking of fruity, I’m gay.”

Guess it wasn’t really a “joke”, just a completely stupid lead-in to a serious discussion. She was just like “Really? That’s how you decided to tell me?” It was great.

heavy-hearted-prince:

you know you hecked up when you are thinking about your SO and you just blush for no frickin’ reason

rodpopper:

carotteene:

This picture has absolutely no reason to exist


It has all the reasons to exist :D

rodpopper:

carotteene:

This picture has absolutely no reason to exist

It has all the reasons to exist :D

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theanti90smovement:

im  dropping out of school to become a full time piece of shit

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chongoblog:

fluffyskeletons:

It’s time….

Don’t leave us hanging. Who won?

chongoblog:

fluffyskeletons:

It’s time….

Don’t leave us hanging. Who won?

disappointing-my-parents:

um-stop:

um-stop:

lets bring back 2008 memes

me gusta 2008 memes…. u mad bro?

Well that sure was fun. I think we all learned something important! Let’s never do it again.

(Source: peppergrinds, via joshpeck)

spoopyrump:

NO BUT REAL TALK OK I WENT TO SCHOOL IN GEORGIA AND I EVEN HAD TEACHERS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULDN’T CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN BECAUSE IT WAS THE DEVIL’S BIRTHDAY AND I GOT SUSPENDED FOR 4 DAYS BECAUSE I WROTE AN ESSAY ENTITLED “You’re All Dumb, The Devil Wasn’t Even Born: The Story of All Hallow’s Eve” AND I TALKED ABOUT THE HISTORY OF HALLOWEEN, HOW IT WAS A PAGAN CELEBRATION TO VENERATE AND APPEASE THE DEAD AND HOW THE DEVIL WAS TECHNICALLY AN ANGEL THAT WAS CAST FROM HEAVEN AND BECAUSE ANGELS WERE CREATED BY GOD THEY WEREN’T BORN THEREFORE THE DEVIL COULDN’T HAVE A BIRTHDAY. MY PRINCIPAL WAS SO CONCERNED FOR ME BECAUSE I WAS IN 3RD GRADE AND HE GOT MAD AT MY MOM FOR RAISING SUCH A “DISRESECTFUL, HEDOONISTIC CHILD”. SHE BOUGHT ME ICECREAM AND LET ME WATCH CARTOONS WHILE I WAS OUT OF SCHOOL.

spoopyrump:

NO BUT REAL TALK OK I WENT TO SCHOOL IN GEORGIA AND I EVEN HAD TEACHERS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULDN’T CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN BECAUSE IT WAS THE DEVIL’S BIRTHDAY AND I GOT SUSPENDED FOR 4 DAYS BECAUSE I WROTE AN ESSAY ENTITLED “You’re All Dumb, The Devil Wasn’t Even Born: The Story of All Hallow’s Eve” AND I TALKED ABOUT THE HISTORY OF HALLOWEEN, HOW IT WAS A PAGAN CELEBRATION TO VENERATE AND APPEASE THE DEAD AND HOW THE DEVIL WAS TECHNICALLY AN ANGEL THAT WAS CAST FROM HEAVEN AND BECAUSE ANGELS WERE CREATED BY GOD THEY WEREN’T BORN THEREFORE THE DEVIL COULDN’T HAVE A BIRTHDAY. MY PRINCIPAL WAS SO CONCERNED FOR ME BECAUSE I WAS IN 3RD GRADE AND HE GOT MAD AT MY MOM FOR RAISING SUCH A “DISRESECTFUL, HEDOONISTIC CHILD”. SHE BOUGHT ME ICECREAM AND LET ME WATCH CARTOONS WHILE I WAS OUT OF SCHOOL.

(Source: cutebrows, via lillyshadowlive)